You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
this hospital has no fireball
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
Randomize
