if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
I have post one night stand depression
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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