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(251): View more from Alabama

but she was nice to me.

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She was a fuckin STRIPPER.

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(506): View more from New Brunswick

cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you

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(916): View more from California

Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?

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You are my hero

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(630): View more from Illinois

We stopped her at 12

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12 shots? Or 12 midnight?

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Which answer would freak you out less

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(775): View more from Nevada

My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times

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(503): View more from Oregon

He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.

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(305): View more from Florida

We have so much sex to catch up on

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(816): View more from Missouri

Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.

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(719): View more from Colorado

Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?

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