Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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