Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
I just woke up in my closet, wearing a pink cowboy hat and a pink thong...
I want my thong back.
I hate you tequila.
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
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