Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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