how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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