I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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