Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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