this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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