Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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