Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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