they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
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I need you to use more vowels.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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