For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
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