But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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