i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
I need water and some morals
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