You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Silently passing ghastly beer farts as I move around the bridal department at Tiffany's. Call it my contribution to the holiday spirit.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
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