The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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