then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Naked Twister starts at high noon
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
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