Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I feel like I've been hit by a train. I woke up this morning covered in wine, free condoms, and a sign language dictionary.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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