whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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