Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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