the vacuum is drunk
what?
i spilled my drink and tried to vacuum it and now the vacuum is drunk
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
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