He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
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