Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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