Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
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