I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
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