He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
he wants to bone in the snuggie
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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