She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
my poor anus
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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