Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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