i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
BRING THE BAGELS
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
Randomize
