Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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