He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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