apparently the secret to your success is patron
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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