Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
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