whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Tell her she can't have a vagina
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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