You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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