Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
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