Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
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