I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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