I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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