So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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