honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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