Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
You brought string cheese to the strip club
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
Randomize
