I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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