Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
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