i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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