awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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