i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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