we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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