My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
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