Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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